There has been much talk about who would do what in the January Transfer window, and yet, despite all the conjecture, very little has happened. It is hard to see anything really that will rival the earth shattering last day in 2011 when Fernando Torres and Andy Carroll moved clubs for an astonishing (for all sorts of reasons) £85 million. Indeed, it could be argued that both those transfers going so badly for both the clubs and players concerned has proved a salutatory lesson that all....