Mark " The Human Wall " Hannawin :

Brought up in the footballing talent pit of Lanivet " Sparky ", once touted as the next Chris Pearce is the Bakers Half Dozens number one stopper , with a glittering and trophy laden history with local giants Lanivet FC at 11 aside level and a former 6 aside league winner Hannawin brings a wealth of experience to the team along with the all important winning mentality.

Paul " a rocha " Dowling

Paul originates from the slums of sao paulo in Brazil , hes one of 15 brothers and didnt own his first pair of football boots untill he was fifteen , his nickname " a rocha " brazillian for " the rock " has followed him since his spell as captain and managers favourite for Beacon Boys who were managed by legendry kiddy fiddler Ian Beaton. a rocha is also the teams free kick expert .

Matt "The Speed" Harris

Marris was brought up as an outcast living on farmland on bodmin moor with only broken tractors for friends , his nickname is strangely not linked to his electric acceleration and dynamite pace but is a mock against his drug taking past when he was found snorting coke in the mens toilets, (matthew has always claimed he was performing fellacio on his boyfriend). Bakers Half Dozen will be looking at The Speed to use his enthusiasm ,silky unpredictable skills and two fabulous left feet to be there match winner , Harris is also a well respected local linesman at eleven aside level

Anthony " The Dribbler " Winter-Baker

Widely regarded as the reason behind MC Hammers smash hit " you cant touch this " due to the fact hes never been tackled in his entire career and touted as the next Ryan Giggs by local footballing hero Austin Grose , Dribbles is the founder, captain and manager of Bakers Half Dozen . Baker never quite reached the hieghts of Giggs though due to a fews years away from the game caused by an infatuation with boy-racerism , baker thankfully is now fully recovered and now feels the warmth of a woman and not an exhaust . Andy Grays tip for player of the year