Goalkeeper -  Ben 'the genius' Mitchell- AKA Dave Beasant.

he'll be wearing his tweed slippers, but dont let that fool you!

Defence - Steve 'the ginger assassin' Ford - AKA Jan Molby

two words to describe him - ginger juggernaut.

Right Midfield - Adam 'lumbinho' Lumb - AKA Keith Gillespie

Lumbinho - Say no more.

Defensive midfield - dan 'the jew' smith - AKA Carlton Palmer

Beware of the silver shadows!!!!!!

Left midfield - David 'Shevjenko' jenkin - AKA David Ginola

the touch of a girl, the heart of a lion.

Attacking midfield - Chris 'kingsize' Brenton AKA Gus Poyet

If he can't beat ya, he will go through your legs.

Forward - oli 'grant or phil?' Mitchell AKA Fabrizio Ravenelli

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