Charlie Luther - Aggressive midfielder with plenty of passion and ability. Still screwing that he can't wear the new boots he bought because of the "No studs" rule. Scores goals for fun. Voted top in "The player who covers the most pointless amount of miles in a game" award.

Daniel Forrest - Inexperienced striker who has popped up with a few surprise goals and outrageous turns. Don't rule him out just because he looks like Harry Potter, he has plenty of magic and plays more than just Quidditch! A hardworking member of the team who will be scaring the opposition with an element of unpredictability. Think of him as the "Kanu" of the Hoddesdon Sunday Leisure League.

Anthony Taylor - One of the more "experienced" players in the team, he's happy to tell you he was born in the 80's and why football was better before. Comfortable on the ball and a strong midfielder who can control the game. Gives referees difficulties when deciding on overhead height decisions, he comes up a little bit "short" of their expectations. Permanently injured.

Stuart Wren – Goalkeeper and oldest player in the team. Looks like Oliver Reid but could drink him under the table. Pulled out some decent performances in the first few games which earned him the keeper’s jersey, we just hope he has as much commitment as he has confidence and ego. Fatherhood has changed him – for the worse.

Nick Thorogood – Player / Manager confident player with touch and ability. Was once named player of the tournament in Nike 5’s by Theo Walcott, the player that leaves the ball behind him when he runs. Thinks he’s bigger than the club! He’s not! Officially voted Herts and Beds Gay Icon 2007. Also permanently injured.

Steve Taylor – Central defensive midfielder, able to control the game. The main man who makes the team tick, always ready to play the killer pass, that’s capable of unlocking any defence. Asked to leave the 5 a side that Nick played in as he was shredding the opposition apart and destroying their morale. Also youngest player on the team, so always a risk of a modern day dive to make touch look dramatic! Still looking for a tooth, parts of his nose and some of his lip on the pitch after being ruthlessly thrown into it in the first game.

Ian Macallion - Defensive Midfielder and a perfect example of what a bit of determination and hard work will get you. You can ALWAYS expect a few things from Ian: Sure in the tackle, simplifying the game, organising from the back and bringing up the WAG count at games.