Gareth "Chopper" Chapman - Midfield terrier with a great engine, also likes crisps alot!!!!

Mark "Jockey" Brayfield - Pint sized midfielder who gets around the pitch well, favourite cheese stilton

Richard "The Cat" Kirk - Our trusty Goalkeeper - Most consistent player 3 seasons running.  Sad he is going grey

Andrew "Batty" Elliot - Defender who is a Mick Quinn lookalike who likes a shot, did'nt say his shooting was good but still he likes a shot!

Kevin O'shea - Not really Irish just pretends to be, sweet right foot!!!!!!!!

Mark "Nobby" Newman - Unselfish striker who loves to pass! - Scored 809 goals last season.  Also a Sheffield Wednesday supporter poor lad

Wayne Greaves - Goalkeeper / Defender, reliable player who slots into many positions, likes to referee in his spare time and has curly hair, also known as "Dave"

Simon Oborne - Team Captain and natrually cultured defender, manages to slow the game down, either that or he is just slow. Previously known as "Bambi" but that was a long time ago