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veale or no veale

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Veale or no Veale are an exciting new outfit taking to the Sunday leagues.

Starting at the back we have two players Will Parker and James Ellis who can only be described as Utility men, mixing exceptional goal keeping skills with rock solid efficiency in defence. Ellis loves diving around and has even been known to take tables out (and nearly whole marquees) while he practices his skills. Parker, being a cricketer catches a ball like nobody else and performs numerous straight drives, cover drives and cuts to set up waves of attack.
Partnering one of these two and leading from the back is our captain, inspiration and lethal penalty taker Matthew Talbot. This lad loves a tackle and can often been found making great challenges on the pitch and also on his way back from the Union on a Wednesday night.
In midfield we have Ben Henery a silky midfielder who although maybe not having the greatest engine on the team, has a touch that will make you have a crisis in your pants, and is an excellent weapon when he rises from the bench to dazzle all before him.
We also have Leo Madden in the centre of the park. The pin up boy of the team and ex Grimsby Town under 3's who thankfully manages to fit our games around drinking protein shakes, attending the gym, looking at himself in the mirror and general womanising. A rangy athlete who always serves up a treat on and off the pitch.
Completing our of array classy midfielders is Sandy Veale a performer who lets his feet do the talking, mainly beacuse he can never get a word in edgeways.
In charge of scoring the goals is Eddy Williams who once someone manages to explain the rules to him and where he should be on the pitch should hopefully produce some performance to match the very sizeable chat. Blink and you will miss him, seriously he's that small. Also worth a notable mention is our back room staff firstly consisting of Manager Chloe Morgan who boasts an excellent record on a national and international level. As a manager she has a 100% record but her time keeping is questionable possibly because she is busy struggling with door locks and keys. Morgan is a high maintenance who is always VERY demanding of her players. At assistant manager/physio/water girl/nutritionist/kit manager is Anna Chiparo. It is often said behind every average manager is a great assistant and unfortunately this is not Anna. However what she does bring to the side is Veale (in the back of the Mini) and so possibly makes the biggest contribution to the success of the team. Between them they make a formidable team and hope to bring great success to Veale or no Veale.
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