Team: Sean " Killer" O'Shea , Roberto " The Homo" Flint, Eddie "The Russian" Jone, Andrew "Psyco" Walsh, Morgan "The Turk" Keating, Liam "Blak" Blackwood.

Match One: Poor performance by all involved, and still should have won. Drew 1-1. The Russian threatened to let his tempers flare, but fortunately the ref calmed things down before they got out of control.

Match Two: We bullied a youth team with an easy 6-1 victory. Super Replacement Ginger Heskey got man of the match.

Match Three: Points Match. Freidnly against the youth again in poor conditions- Blak makes his 6-a side debut and did enough to earn a permanent place. The Killer had a shocker- the management have been discussing his future following the performance- it seems like someone has taken the jam out of his doughnut.