Once upon a time a simple chap named Christian had an idea. That idea was to join a 5-a-side league midway through a season having not played with any of the squad before. That squad started as a few young men and the main character from 'The Bible' as detailed below: Jesus - fresh from his starring role in the best selling work of fiction the world has ever seen, he has kindly agreed to don the gloves. Weaver - the anchor of the side, weighs us all down! Christian 'C-Dog' Stewart - manager and sharpshooter. He's alright. Steve McLovin' - may not look like much...but looks can be deceiving. In this case they aren't. Dan 'Shut up King' King - tends to stand around the halfway line looking lost. Has been known to score on occasions. C-McKee - midfield lynchpin. Will mainly be found screaming obscenities at some big guy. 5,000,000-1 shot to score this season. What can they achieve? Well....