MARTIN FEZ-28 goalkeeper, oldest member of totally useless team great goallkeeper and the best we have had an he has proved that.

RUSSELL NEWMAN-18 manager of defender, great defender keeps it nice an tight at the back also scores his fare share of the goals aswel. best player in the world haha.

RICKY LATHAM-21 defender-striker, second oldest member but top player on his day great at the back an also bombs forward to score many goals helpin us win the games.

MATT COX-18 midfielder, matt is fire power of the team and is everywhere on the pitch great defender an striker so midfielder is his best position, top player.

MATT SELVESTER-19 striker-midfielder, matt is the player in our team that sets up most of the play and scores goals for fun. also ads extra quality to the team.

STEVEN FOXALL-19 striker, foxy scores goals for fun, out an out goalscorer an goal machine but also works up an down the field helpin the defenders out.

STEPHAN TUCKER-17 midfielder, youngest member of the team, hes our kaka lol brillant skill on and off the ball help score an set up the play while getting back an helpin the defence.

TOTALLY USELESS have gone along way to be where they are now and deserve credit for what they have done well done lads and keep it up .