My name is Digger, i am the gaffer of BareArseLona.

As you can see from the league table we are bottom because were all a bunch of fatties.

We have 9 players but there is always a few people out and i dont think we've ever had a full team yet.

We have Me-Top Banana and Gaffa, Matthew-Playmaker and Moody Bugger, Mike-Motivator and Hardman, Rob-Essien of the Midfield, Scott-Two Meal Twinkle Toes, Myles-Berbatov, Shaun-the Workhorse, Chris-Super Keeper and Smash-Sick Note!

We'll be back bigger, fitter and better for the next season so watch out!