June 29th 2021

Theres Been a Murder On Phallus Floor

Last night saw the inaugural two league six team set up for Dereham Mondays after Crystal Phallus took the Lineal title in the initial Big league format.   

In the Premier League we had the Lineal champions of Crystal Phallus going up against their closest pursuers in Murder on Zidanes floor in the very first set of fixtures. With key members missing for the lineal champs, it was still very surprising that the result ended the way it did. With Zidane comfortably winning 7-0 in a very one sided affair. Kazza just edging it for MOTM.

The rest of the premier division made up of Get Kebabed, Exeter Gently, Chu Papi and Up the tics all picked up a point each with very close low scoring 0-0 and 1-1 draws.


In the Championship new boys Bobby Dazzlers definitely stuck more than the tip in, winning 3-0 with Marcus scoring all 3 goals. Will they be the team to beat in this division only time will tell....

BeetleyPumas were the other team to pick up a win in the division with Soren scoring the goal of the day from both divisions. Even with the result it was a promising result for Redstar.

Talking of promising results going on from previous games Dad Bods managed to pick up a point against NorfolknChance with a 2-2 draw in a very close tentative affair. Will they continue their form going into next week? 

Finally without the referees and the feedback given we wouldn't be where we are today so a massive thankyou to both. We can only keep improving and sending regards for a successful season to all teams involved. 


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