Thursday 13th First Game of season report

The first game of the season took place with the top two of last season's Premier League teams battling out. The runners up 'Hello You Kante' showed they mean business by producing a one sided 3-0 display over Edward Scissor-Franz Beckenbauer who just weren't at the races. The champions will need to turn it around quickly if they are to defend their title. The performance of the night went to Murder on Zidane floor who won handsomely with a 7-1 scoreline.