were big tackle fc, basically a team of animals with a few footballing brains between us, starting with birdie in the sticks, his defence gives him an easy life by not having much to do week in week out, but when hes needed he shows us what he can do by making some great saves and distributing the ball quickly to our outfield players, cleansheets: 0 (7)

oliver scofield:aka-iron man! has been mistaken for a brick wall in the past, a solid asset to the defensive area of the team (loves a meaty tackle) goals: 0 (4)

paul thompson: aka- the phsyco! he's a very passionate player with some very passionate views on certain people, when his head is on he can knock the ball about fluently and has been known to run quite fast for short spells? (loves a meaty tackle) goals: 0 (1)

ant smith:aka-rocket boot! a good battler with a rocket shot! he never gives up n also seems to of found out where the goal is! currently our top scorer. Shame hes always injured (loves a meaty tackle n helicopters) goals: 1 (12)

george cumberland(cumbo): aka-the machine! the real engine room of the team, team mates have been seen shuvelling coal into his mouth as he charges through the oppositions defence like a steam train with staggering power and pace! a real threat to any goalkeeper (loves a meaty tackle) goals: 1 (7)

jamie hicks: aka- the animal! goals have been in short supply in recent years as he has found a place in his heart for defensive duties, which he has excelled at, but he does still have a few tricks up his sleeve. (loves a meaty tackle) goals: 0 (4)