A team of typical students from Bedfordshire University, really. All members are studying sports related subjects, and all have a decent ability at football..... apart from Nick. All the players come from different backgrounds; some had the privilege of a private school education, though most didn't. This team is a strong outfit and will be looking to make a big impression on the league and Luton itself. While the team aren't training or having team meetings, they like to give back to the community and take part in many charitable events. This helps raise the good name of Shakhtar Senseless, as well as helping Luton town. Expect a strong title challenge from Shakhtar, and don't be fooled by Nick, thinking he may be putting it on to make himself look bad..... he just really is that bad!
