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| NUMBER OF GAMES PLAYED | 286 | 
| TOTAL WINS | 129 | 
| TOTAL DRAWS | 28 | 
| TOTAL LOSSES | 129 | 
| TOTAL NUMBER OF GOALS SCORED | 975 | 
| BIGGEST EVER WIN | 15 - 1 | 
| 10 Mar 19:40 |  Not got a Kalou | 5 - 0 |  You Petr Cech yourself | 
| 03 Mar 20:20 |  Shite United | 2 - 6 |  Not got a Kalou | 
| 24 Feb 19:00 |  ParaOlympiacos FC | 1 - 5 |  Not got a Kalou | 
| 17 Feb 20:20 |  Not got a Kalou | 1 - 2 |  Hello You Cantona | 
| 10 Feb 20:20 |  Not got a Kalou | 9 - 3 |  Shite United | 
|  Not got a Kalou | 5 - 0 |  You Petr Cech yourself | |
|  Shite United | 2 - 6 |  Not got a Kalou | |
|  ParaOlympiacos FC | 1 - 5 |  Not got a Kalou | |
|  Not got a Kalou | 1 - 2 |  Hello You Cantona | |
|  Not got a Kalou | 9 - 3 |  Shite United |