**Cannock Wednesday 6-a-Side League: Week 6 Round-Up**
Excitement and goals were in abundance during Week 6 of the Cannock Wednesday 6-a-side Football League, as teams in the Premier League, Division 1, Division 2, Division 3, and Division 4 produced a flurry of standout performances and high-scoring affairs.
**Premier League**
Clarence F.C. produced a commanding display with a 4-1 victory over Longford Lads, while Banjo Breakers edged past Anne Frankfurt 2-1 in a tightly contested match. The evening’s most dramatic result came from Greenheath FC, who dismantled Obese City 9-3 to solidify their reputation as one of the league's most potent attacking forces. Meanwhile, Toby Minton FC were in scintillating form, routing ORIENTAL DELIGHT 8-2. Greenheath FC’s prolific forward, who netted five times, takes the top scorer honors for the division this week.
**Division 1**
Division 1 was not short of drama either, with 2 Goals 1 Cup setting a new season record in a staggering 22-0 demolition of BrexitBall Fc—an attacking masterclass led by their striker, who bagged an incredible 11 goals. Polish Daddy’s Helmet FC swept aside Expected Toulouse 4-1, while Pop Shuv-It narrowly defeated NUTMEG CITY 7-6 in a thriller. Barry Ruins Everything Fc rounded off the week with a 3-1 win over Blink 1 Eto.
**Division 2**
In Division 2, Old Coffin Dodging Galacticos showcased their title credentials with a 4-0 victory against Cash Out And Cry, thanks to a hat-trick from their leading marksman, who takes the top scorer award. Pen Pushers FC and LIMES FC battled to a 1-1 draw, while Weasel Tits XI dispatched Murder On Zidanes Floor 3-0. MABLES SPARTANS edged Schlupp Matip 2-1 in a closely fought encounter.
**Division 3**
Limes FC 2 were the stars of Division 3, overcoming The Pitmen 7-1, with their captain firing in four goals to claim the division’s top scorer title. AC Me Rollin picked up a 2-0 win over Double Double Vision, while Bar Sport United managed a narrow 2-1 victory against Norton Local AFC. Gas On Grass maintained their steady form with a 3-1 triumph over Funny Innit.
**Division 4**
In Division 4, Six Offenders impressed with a 7-2 win over Demba 9 Ba, with their striker’s five-goal haul earning him top scorer honors. Unc United dominated Show Me Umtitis 4-0, Puyol Pants Down overcame Greasy United 4-2, and Puyol Pants Down wrapped up another successful week for the division’s title contenders.
As the league moves into the second half of the season, competition intensifies with teams and individual stars raising the bar. All eyes will be on next week’s fixtures to see who can maintain their blistering form and who will rise to the challenge.