Half time season report!
Halftime Season Report, Loughborough Leisure Leagues Spring 2018 season.
It's been an eventful season so far! Our new teams have so far set the league on fire! However, let's not rule the old guard at yet. Check out how your team have done so far!
45 Arthur Nippers
Results so far this season: Won 3-0 vs Ballers Fc
Won 2-0 vs Mighty Morphin
Won 9-1 vs Havent Got A Salomen
Won 4-2 vs East Leake
Won 3-0 vs Big Wangers
Story of their season so far: The mighty Arthur Nippers! We think they have the making of a truly special team! So far they've be an unstoppable force, scoring for fun whilst remaining solid at the back. As it stands, we think they'll win the league. That's not to say they may still slip up. East Leake were winning against them at half time and the standard of football is high this season. We are making them favourites, but this race is far from over.
Season grading so far: A+
Which Premier League team: Manchester City
Predicted finish: 1st
Chops Not Involved
Results so far this season: Draw 1-1 vs Six Offenders
Won 4-0 vs Pub After FC
Won 5-0 vs Out On Bale
Won 1-9 vs Little Bit Kiss
Won 2-1 vs Haven't Got A Salomen
Story of their season so far: Chop's Not Involved look very good this season. Week 1 presented some problems for Cyrus' boys, as the Six Offenders were very disciplined on the day. Since then, Chop's have been exceptionally strong. They are the only team to have not conceded more then 1 goal per game, alongside having the joint best goal difference with Arthur Nippers. Do you think they can win the league? They're up there!
Season grading so far: A
Which Premier League team: Liverpool
Predicted finish: 2nd
5 Bro's A Pro And A Mo
Results so far this season: Won 2-1 vs Mighty Morphin
Draw 1-1 vs Six Offenders
Won 1-0 vs Salad Dodgers
Won 3-0 vs Pub After FC
Lost 0-2 vs Out On Bale
Story of their season so far: 5 Bro's are the last of our new team that have joined this season. They have been very solid so far conceding very few goals in the process. They will be difficult for any team to break down. 3rd place is on the cards for ben's boys. They will have to fight for the right to finish 3rd, with the likes of Out On Bale and East Leake playing great football this season. Although an excellent side, we feel they don't quite have the firepower to go all the way and win the title.
Season grading so far: B
Which Premier League team: Manchester United
Predicted finish: 3rd
Out On Bale
Results so far this season: Draw 1-1 vs Little Bit Kiss
Won 2-1 vs Out On Bale
Lost 0-5 vs Chop's Not Involved
Won 2-1 vs UKGS Wanderers
Won 2-0 vs 5 Bro's A Pro And A Mo
Story of their season so far: Out On Bale have improved leaps and bounds from last season. Last week they produced their best performance ever at Leisure Leagues. Will they finish top 4? We reckon yes. Their biggest issue is Connor's injury. The sooner he is back for Out On Bale the better. Well done boys for a great season so far!
Season grading so far: A-
Which Premier League team: Tottenham
Predicted finish: 4th
East Leake
Results so far this season: Won 5-0 vs UKGS Wanderers
Won 2-0 vs Ballers FC
Won 5-0 vs Mighty Morphin
Lost 2-4 vs Arthur Nippers
Won 0-0 vs Six Offenders
Story of their season so far: East Leake have been the story of the season so far! After their disappointing end to last season where they just missed out on the Division 2 title. However, they've not looked back since! East Leake are pushing for a top 4! They kept their brilliant defensive record from last season, four clean sheets in five games. What's more impressive, David boys have scored fourteen goals in five games, a massive improvement from the previous campaign. .
Season grading so far: A+
Which Premier League team: Leicester City
Predicted finish: 5th
The Mighty Morphin Flower Arrangers
Results so far this season: Lost 1-2 vs 5 Bro's A Pro And A Mo
Lost 0-2 vs Arthur Nippers
Lost 0-5 vs East Leake
Won 4-0 vs Six Offenders
Won 6-0 vs Salad Dodgers
Story of their season so far: The Mighty Morphin Flower Arrangers struggled at the beginning of the season. Leisure Leagues predicted them to win the title this year, however so far they have been a long way off! Their season started with three defeats on the bounce. One goal in 3 games suggested their strikers were not performing! Can they turn it around? We think yes. The last two games have been much better, ten goals in two games with non conceded. We think they'll hit a hot streak of form. A lot of point need to be made up from now to the end of the season to challenge for a top 4 space. Have Jordan's boys got it in them to finish on a high?
Season grading so far: D
Which Premier League team: Arsenal
Predicted finish: 6th
Big Wanger's
Results so far this season: Lost 0-1 vs Salad Dodgers
Lost 1-2 vs Out On Bale
Won 3-2 vs Little Bit Kiss
Won 5-0 vs Haven't Got A Salomen
Lost 0-3 vs Arthur Nippers
Story of their season so far: Oh how the mighty fall! The seven times defending champions have been well below their usual level this season. Scoring has been an issue for the Wanger's and even the Big man between the sticks hasn't been able to rescue to blue's this season. Results need to change quickly, they don't want to copy Chelsea's season back in 2015/16. However never right off Richard's boy's, they've been the most successful team in the league's history, so who's to say they can't turn it around.
Season grading so far: D-
Which Premier League team: Chelsea
Predicted finish: 7th
Pub After FC
Results so far this season: Won 6-1 vs Haven't Got A Salomen
Lost 0-4 vs Chop's Not Involved
Won 1-0 vs UKGS Wanderers
Lost 0-3 vs 5 Bro's A Pro And A Mo
Won 2-0 vs Ballers FC
Story of their season so far: Pub After FC haven't got out of third gear yet! They started the season where they left off before. Our Division 1 champions certainly looked as though they were going to finish in the top 4. Some said that they were dark horses to finish as champions. Since then, it's been steady yet not spectacular. They've beaten teams below them, but it's been a struggle against the high fliers in the league. We reckon a mid table finish is on the cards this time around.
Season grading so far: C-
Which Premier League team: Everton
Predicted finish: 8th
Salad Dodgers
Results so far this season: Won 1-0 vs Big Wanger's
Won 2-0 vs UKGS Wanderers
Lost 0-1 vs 5 Bro's A Pro And A Mo
Won 2-1 vs Ballers FC
Lost 0-6 vs Mighty Morphin
Story of their season so far: Patrick should be proud of his boys this season. Things seem to be improving for the Salad's. Beating their rivals and defending champions was a proud moment for the yellows. The dodger's won't be happy with their latest defeat against Jordan's boys, so it will be an important fixture this week. Let's see if they can pick themselves back up! We think they'll finish mid-table. It's big improvement from last season, as they were struggling in Division 2 prior to this campaign.
Season grading so far: B-
Which Premier League team: West Ham
Predicted finish: 9th
Ballers FC
Results so far this season: Lost 0-3 vs Arthur Nippers
Lost 0-2 vs East Leake
Won 3-1 vs Six Offenders
Lost 1-2 vs Salad Dodgers
Lost 0-2 vs Pub After FC
Story of their season so far: Ballers FC have been a little bit unlucky so far. There has been a dip from last season when they clinched the Division 2 title, but they've played some good stuff this campaign. Both matches against East Leake and Salad Dodgers could have gone either way. We reckon results will start going their way. A top 10 finish should be secured, but it will be tight at the bottom.
Season grading so far: C-
Which Premier League team: Newcastle
Predicted finish: 10th
Six Offenders
Results so far this season: Draw 1-1 vs Chop's Not Involved
Draw 1-1 vs 5 Bro's A Pro And A Mo
Lost 1-3 vs Ballers FC
Lost 0-4 vs Mighty Morphin
Draw 0-0 vs East Leake
Story of their season so far: Six offenders are slowly but surely improving throughout their time at Loughborough Leisure Leagues. They had some great results against the best teams this season and are proving a tough nut to crack. The boys at Leisure Leagues still think Tom's boys are not scoring enough goals and they're struggling against teams around them in league. Overall it's been a step forward this season, but they need to win a few games to make make sure they don't finish in the bottom two.
Season grading so far: C+
Which Premier League team: Brighton
Predicted finish: 11th
Haven't Got A Salomen
Results so far this season: Lost 1-6 vs Pub After FC
Won 3-1 vs Little Bit Kiss
Lost 1-9 vs Arthur Nippers
Lost 0-5 vs Big Wanger's
Lost 1-2 vs Chop's Not Involved
Story of their season so far: It's been a disappointing season for Haven't Got A Salomen. Too many goals have been let in and their performances have been poor compared to the previous season. However, last week was far better. Against such a strong team they played brilliantly and were unlucky not to come away with a draw. If Adam's boys can play as they did last week, or even last season where they were within touching distance of winning the division 1 title, they could finish a lot higher.
Season grading so far: D
Which Premier League team: Southampton
Predicted finish: 12th
Little Bit Kiss
Results so far this season: Draw 1-1 vs Out On Bale
Lost 1-3 vs Haven't Got A Salomen
Lost 2-3 vs Big Wanger's
Lost 1-9 vs Chop's Not Involved
Draw 2-2 vs UKGS Wanderers
Story of their season so far: Little Bit Kiss are on the up. There is an improvement from last season. However they're still close to the foot of the table. They've had good results against Out On Bale and competed well against the Big Wangers. But you can't concede nine goals in one game and get away with it! Josh need to make sure his team to develop greater consistency if they are to get away from the foot of the table.
Season grading so far: C
Which Premier League team: Huddersfield
Predicted finish: 13th
UKGS Wanderers
Results so far this season: Lost 0-5 vs East Leake
Lost 0-2 vs Salad Dodgers
Won 0-1 vs Pub After FC
Lost 1-2 vs Out On Bale
Draw 2-2 vs Little Bit Kiss
Story of their season so far: It's been difficult season so far UKGS. Again, the performances haven't been so bad. Every match they've played it's been close. But they haven't been able to get a win so far and with the Easter break coming up, the may finish with the wooden spoon. We would have been shocked at the start of the season if UKGS were to finish last, but under the circumstances, the boys might have to settle for the spoon this year!
Season grading so far: -D
Which Premier League team: Stoke City
Predicted finish: 14th
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