The Worcester Wednesday 6-a-side football league has kicked off its new season with a slew of high intensity matches. Each division - Premier League, Division 1, Division 2, and Division 3 - saw a strong turnout from its teams, with some thrilling results to report.
In the Premier League, Nutty Marauders emerged victorious in a closely fought duel against Stroke Titty, ending with a score of 3-2. Meanwhile, Pickle Pinchers edged out Coral FC with a 3-2 win. In what can only be described as a goal-scoring spree, Zoumas Cats secured a 3-1 victory over Lucozade Sports. Jeet Army, however, stole the show, netting a whopping 6 goals against UP THE ALMA's two.
Division 1 also delivered some notable moments. Bert United smoothly clinched a 3-0 win against Wednesday Social, while Enter Team Name FC dominated the field, beating Paris Ganja Man 6-2. Dream Team soared to a 4-1 victory against Tupsley FCC, while Boiler Leverkusen and The Ninja Skrtels reached a 1-1 stalemate.
In Division 2, Worcester Massive reigned supreme with a 3-1 victory against Bench Warmers FC. The Crouch Potatoes defeated Inter Ya Nan by a narrow margin of 3-2, and Mia KhaFifa and Barely Athletic ended their match in a 1-1 draw. Expecting Toulouse, however, proved to be in fine form, winning 3-0 against Claines FC.
Meanwhile, Division 3 saw Phoenix Flames blaze past Warehouse Warriors with an impressive 9-0 win. Young Boys United outlasted Pathetic Athletic with a 2-0 scoreline, while Knots County FC secured a decisive 5-1 victory against MOIST CABBAGE.
As it is only week 1 of the season, we expect to see more fierce competition and thrilling performances from all teams in the coming weeks. The top scorers for each division at present are Jeet Army in Premier League, Enter Team Name FC in Division 1, Worcester Massive in Division 2, and Phoenix Flames in Division 3. Stay tuned for next week's results and more exciting football action.