In the Premier League, the spotlight belonged to Borussia Muddledandbadbach, who emerged victorious with a decisive 9-2 win over Gangsters Allardyce. The scoring prowess of Tom Mac and the Orange Wonder Support was on full display, hitting the back of the net 4 times to earn him division's top scorer and outshine an impressive hat trick from Dan "Top-Knot" Mason.
Meanwhile, Owens Nan Fc and Auberge FC battled it out in a close contest. Despite the fierce competition and some kind of invisible forcefield protecting the goal, Auberge FC managed to squeeze out a 1-0 win, indicating that this season will be anything but predictable.
We're looking forward to seeing this season unfold and expecting great things.