UK
USA
IRE
PK
Josh Bailey
| Number of seasons played | N/A |
| Number of games played | 86 |
| Total Wins | 41 |
| Total Draws | 6 |
| Total Losses | 39 |
| Total Number of Goals Scored | 398 |
| Biggest Ever Win | N/A |
FC Barca
| 20 Aug 21:00 |
 FC Barca
|
VS
|
CRYSTAL PHALLUS FC
|
| 03 Sep 20:30 |
Cesc & the City
|
VS
|
CRYSTAL PHALLUS FC
|
| 10 Sep 21:00 |
CRYSTAL PHALLUS FC
|
VS
|
Rooby FC
|
| 17 Sep 19:30 |
Grid galacticos
|
VS
|
CRYSTAL PHALLUS FC
|
| 24 Sep 20:30 |
CRYSTAL PHALLUS FC
|
VS
|
MK UNITED
|
| FC Barca |
21:00 k/o | CRYSTAL PHALLUS FC |
|
| Cesc & the City |
20:30 k/o | CRYSTAL PHALLUS FC |
|
| CRYSTAL PHALLUS FC |
21:00 k/o | Rooby FC |
|
| Grid galacticos |
19:30 k/o | CRYSTAL PHALLUS FC |
|
| CRYSTAL PHALLUS FC |
20:30 k/o | MK UNITED |
| 13 Aug 20:00 |
CRYSTAL PHALLUS FC
|
2 - 7 |
TS.FC
|
| 06 Aug 19:00 |
CRYSTAL PHALLUS FC
|
5 - 1 |
Schwifty
|
| 30 Jul 19:00 |
CRYSTAL PHALLUS FC
|
0 - 9 |
Barlestone raiders fc
|
| 23 Jul 19:00 |
Schwifty
|
2 - 7 |
CRYSTAL PHALLUS FC
|
| 16 Jul 21:00 |
TS.FC
|
4 - 2 |
CRYSTAL PHALLUS FC
|
| CRYSTAL PHALLUS FC |
2 - 7 | TS.FC |
|
| CRYSTAL PHALLUS FC |
5 - 1 | Schwifty |
|
| CRYSTAL PHALLUS FC |
0 - 9 | Barlestone raiders fc |
|
| Schwifty |
2 - 7 | CRYSTAL PHALLUS FC |
|
| TS.FC |
4 - 2 | CRYSTAL PHALLUS FC |
