| NUMBER OF SEASONS PLAYED | N/A |
| NUMBER OF GAMES PLAYED | 65 |
| TOTAL WINS | 29 |
| TOTAL DRAWS | 6 |
| TOTAL LOSSES | 30 |
| TOTAL NUMBER OF GOALS SCORED | 234 |
| BIGGEST EVER WIN | N/A |
Crystal Phallus
| 29 Mar 19:20 |
 Crystal Phallus
|
VS
|
 Trousers down 11
|
| 05 Apr 19:20 |
Trousers down 11
|
VS
|
Crystal Phallus
|
| 12 Apr 18:40 |
Crystal Phallus
|
VS
|
Watertight Roofing
|
| 19 Apr 20:40 |
Jive Turkeys
|
VS
|
Crystal Phallus
|
| 26 Apr 20:00 |
Crystal Phallus
|
VS
|
Brexit FC
|
| Crystal Phallus |
19:20 k/o | Trousers down 11 |
|
| Trousers down 11 |
19:20 k/o | Crystal Phallus |
|
| Crystal Phallus |
18:40 k/o | Watertight Roofing |
|
| Jive Turkeys |
20:40 k/o | Crystal Phallus |
|
| Crystal Phallus |
20:00 k/o | Brexit FC |
| 04 Jan 20:00 |
Crystal Phallus
|
4 - 7 |
Jive Turkeys
|
| 14 Dec 18:40 |
Crystal Phallus
|
3 - 3 |
TAILORMADE
|
| 07 Dec 20:00 |
Brexit FC
|
2 - 4 |
Crystal Phallus
|
| 02 Nov 20:40 |
Bit Keane
|
0 - 5 |
Crystal Phallus
|
| 26 Oct 18:40 |
Brexit FC
|
5 - 6 |
Crystal Phallus
|
| Crystal Phallus |
4 - 7 | Jive Turkeys |
|
| Crystal Phallus |
3 - 3 | TAILORMADE |
|
| Brexit FC |
2 - 4 | Crystal Phallus |
|
| Bit Keane |
0 - 5 | Crystal Phallus |
|
| Brexit FC |
5 - 6 | Crystal Phallus |
